Mo' Budgies Mo' Problems

Hi, I'm Karen! I draw birds and furries. I also cook, refinish furniture, embroider, make websites, and spoil small parrots.

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thatmotherfuckingcat:

thefortressofscience:

sits-on-you:

dogtemplar:

bronzebasilisk:

fireskink:

mirandas-ass:

usb-dongle:

crimson-firecat:

mooflakes:

shut-in-princess:

I stay inside, and wear a tiara. 

i dont want to know

Uh
I
throw flaming red cats at people…????

I use USB dongles
in super ways
that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE

my superpower is being a nice booty

Pyrokinetic shape shifter who can turn in to a lizard FUCK YES

The Bronze Basilisk.  Pretty much everything a Basilisk does only instead of Stone I turn you into Bronze and sell you in a tacky overpriced Room and Garden decoration store.

I AM A DOG TEMPLAR. i bark and praise da lawd and bark and fight for him grrr grr.
or rather, i’m just a protoss zealot but a dog. woof

I am Sits-On-You.  I…uh…can sit on you?  I guess I have the power to like, inconvenience you or keep you from getting up or something?  *shrugs*

HAHA YOU’RE ALL FUCKED IM THE FORTRESS OF SCIENCE 
I SHOOT BEAMS OF SCIENCE 

I don’t really think the power to fuck mothers would be that great 8C

I throw budgies at people

thatmotherfuckingcat:

thefortressofscience:

sits-on-you:

dogtemplar:

bronzebasilisk:

fireskink:

mirandas-ass:

usb-dongle:

crimson-firecat:

mooflakes:

shut-in-princess:

I stay inside, and wear a tiara. 

i dont want to know

Uh

I

throw flaming red cats at people…????

I use USB dongles

in super ways

that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE

my superpower is being a nice booty

Pyrokinetic shape shifter who can turn in to a lizard FUCK YES

The Bronze Basilisk.  Pretty much everything a Basilisk does only instead of Stone I turn you into Bronze and sell you in a tacky overpriced Room and Garden decoration store.

I AM A DOG TEMPLAR. i bark and praise da lawd and bark and fight for him grrr grr.

or rather, i’m just a protoss zealot but a dog. woof

I am Sits-On-You.  I…uh…can sit on you?  I guess I have the power to like, inconvenience you or keep you from getting up or something?  *shrugs*

HAHA YOU’RE ALL FUCKED IM THE FORTRESS OF SCIENCE 

I SHOOT BEAMS OF SCIENCE 

I don’t really think the power to fuck mothers would be that great 8C

I throw budgies at people

(Source: zeekayart)

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    Finally.
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    ammm, I am able to weird people out with my T
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  8. beastchan reblogged this from oscarofhearts and added:
    To transform into any kinds or some sort of beast?
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    I make people feel so happy and optimistic about everything so basically they become like dodo birds, making them easy...
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    What the fuck. Am I just ballpark captain America
  14. leanagar reblogged this from ladybugartsy and added:
    Oh gosh I could write volumes on her.
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    I’m an alien with space powers who falls in love with everyone and denies it… well okay then.
  17. scribbleprincess56 reblogged this from sorellaperfratello and added:
    I’m a 56 year old princess who shoots scribbles out of her hands. :3
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    I get seven Sentinels from X-Men to control.
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    So do I have the power to give people pigtails and grenades. What. PIGTAILS FOR ALL.
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    I have fangs? I don’t know
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    i am a fantroll. i have number powers
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