Mo' Budgies Mo' Problems

Hi, I'm Karen! I draw birds and furries. I also cook, refinish furniture, embroider, make websites, and spoil small parrots.

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thatmotherfuckingcat:

thefortressofscience:

sits-on-you:

dogtemplar:

bronzebasilisk:

fireskink:

mirandas-ass:

usb-dongle:

crimson-firecat:

mooflakes:

shut-in-princess:

I stay inside, and wear a tiara. 

i dont want to know

Uh
I
throw flaming red cats at people…????

I use USB dongles
in super ways
that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE

my superpower is being a nice booty

Pyrokinetic shape shifter who can turn in to a lizard FUCK YES

The Bronze Basilisk.  Pretty much everything a Basilisk does only instead of Stone I turn you into Bronze and sell you in a tacky overpriced Room and Garden decoration store.

I AM A DOG TEMPLAR. i bark and praise da lawd and bark and fight for him grrr grr.
or rather, i’m just a protoss zealot but a dog. woof

I am Sits-On-You.  I…uh…can sit on you?  I guess I have the power to like, inconvenience you or keep you from getting up or something?  *shrugs*

HAHA YOU’RE ALL FUCKED IM THE FORTRESS OF SCIENCE 
I SHOOT BEAMS OF SCIENCE 

I don’t really think the power to fuck mothers would be that great 8C

I throw budgies at people

thatmotherfuckingcat:

thefortressofscience:

sits-on-you:

dogtemplar:

bronzebasilisk:

fireskink:

mirandas-ass:

usb-dongle:

crimson-firecat:

mooflakes:

shut-in-princess:

I stay inside, and wear a tiara. 

i dont want to know

Uh

I

throw flaming red cats at people…????

I use USB dongles

in super ways

that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE

my superpower is being a nice booty

Pyrokinetic shape shifter who can turn in to a lizard FUCK YES

The Bronze Basilisk.  Pretty much everything a Basilisk does only instead of Stone I turn you into Bronze and sell you in a tacky overpriced Room and Garden decoration store.

I AM A DOG TEMPLAR. i bark and praise da lawd and bark and fight for him grrr grr.

or rather, i’m just a protoss zealot but a dog. woof

I am Sits-On-You.  I…uh…can sit on you?  I guess I have the power to like, inconvenience you or keep you from getting up or something?  *shrugs*

HAHA YOU’RE ALL FUCKED IM THE FORTRESS OF SCIENCE 

I SHOOT BEAMS OF SCIENCE 

I don’t really think the power to fuck mothers would be that great 8C

I throw budgies at people

(Source: zeekayart)

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    I hope my powers would be to make men fall in love with each other
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  4. explodingbears reblogged this from fantrorillaz and added:
    I summon bears who explode after mauling your face.
  5. fantrorillaz reblogged this from fancymancer and added:
    I summon the troll gorillas armed with fans
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    cat, im a kitty kat….. I don’t even know what.
  9. lucifersfavourite reblogged this from rainbow-burst45 and added:
    Well I guess mine says it all
  10. rainbow-burst45 reblogged this from kiduniversedms and added:
    The powers of a hybrid vampire angel and demon and to always burst a rainbow 45 times
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  13. buzzingboobees reblogged this from evino-chan and added:
    Uh…. Use my boobs to distract enemies and then sic bees at hem until they are stung to death?….Duck it, imma draw...
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  15. loki-of-assgard reblogged this from spoopydraggon
  16. spermwhales-and-petunias reblogged this from ilvos01 and added:
    i have the power to create or summon spermwales/ petunias
  17. a-cat-of-many-colors reblogged this from ilvos01 and added:
    I can apparently morph into cats of different colors Which would be awesome
  18. ilvos01 reblogged this from rougey and added:
    My username comes from letters from the word “villainous”, so….
  19. fluffy-wings reblogged this from megmcmuffins and added:
    Omg im an angel -
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  24. nakedxtime reblogged this from cake-and-monsters and added:
    I make time for naked. Either make other people spend time being naked or just being naked at times.
  25. cake-and-monsters reblogged this from kur0i-nek0 and added:
    Summoning cakes and monsters but not cake monsters.
  26. kur0i-nek0 reblogged this from maleficent and added:
    I’m a black cat……BAD LUCK TO YOU!
  27. maleficent reblogged this from devil-with-beautiful-eyes and added:
    I can turn into a dragon :k
  28. devil-with-beautiful-eyes reblogged this from catboysarebetterthanregularboys and added:
    I’m a Devil and I kill people using eye rape. Ok?
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    I run a collective of charmingly insane assassins.
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    Insane nighttime vision, the ability to heal quickly from injuries, extreme longevity, the ability to play any stringed...
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