Mo' Budgies Mo' Problems

Hi, I'm Karen! I draw birds and furries. I also cook, refinish furniture, embroider, make websites, and spoil small parrots.

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  • budgiebin: i'm tired too
  • budgiebin: very big day, walked a mile
  • budgiebin: got super burned
  • budgiebin: almost passed out from heat exhaustion
  • budgiebin: so that was fun
  • c cata: careful
  • c cata: hydrate
  • budgiebin: old lady next door likes to talk
  • budgiebin: I WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF NOT FOR HER
  • c cata: lol
  • c cata: Imagining: 'I"M LOSING BODY FLUIDS, HURRY THIS UP LADY'
  • budgiebin: i had to just excuse myself
  • budgiebin: i was like I'M SORRY BUT I WILL LITERALLY DIE
  • budgiebin: I just barely made it up the stairs, drank a glass just to sweat t out immediately

catbountry:

fussybabybitch:

Apparently I’m supposed to be more mad that somebody told JonTron to shut up than the fact that JonTron genuinely & unironically compared himself to people who were systematically murdered by the Klan like I think we need to really take a step back here & remind ourselves that TumblrInAction & similar hubs of ideology like this genuinely consider themselves the sane & rational & logical & common sense party despite the fact they run all five cylinders on an emotional reactionary level so self-obsessed they completely skip over a dude who got yelled at by people on Twitter comparing himself to slaves in the antebellum South to get angry over the lack of “mature responses”

Somebody please stop JonTron.

p…please jon. no. stop. this isn’t funny.

caitatonic:

Two things I want to do in the future:

- Operate a girly super-feminine PC repair business where the lobby area is all pink and has twinkly lights and floral prints and all of the tools are pink and I can wear cute sundresses and a big bow in my hair as well as a tool belt and safety goggles. Think if Elle Woods went into tech instead of law. 

- Write a cook book for people literally cannot cook. Not one of those corny ANYBODY CAN COOK HERE TRY THIS THING THAT TAKES LIKE 12 INGREDIENTS YOU CAN’T GET AT THE DOLLAR TREE. More like “scramble an egg with some soy sauce and put that on your ramen noodles. you can’t scramble an egg? okay literally crack an egg in a bowl, mix it up and then put in the microwave until it somewhat resembles scambled eggs. voila. gourmet”. Using ingredients that don’t cost more than 5 dollars and recipes that only take a few minutes to make. 

Is your college dorm microwave easy mac bland, boring and tasteless? I got three words for you bro: LAWRY’S. SEASON. SALT. 

Max informs me that I can apparently help you with both of these.